This must be the weirdest story I have read in a loooong time. haha. It took me completely off guard (evidence that one doesn't read or even notices the top 3 inches of a website anymore, since its mostly useless anyway: it contained a clue though: it's GOSPEL !)

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

It's like eating an apple when after the third bite you suddenly realise it's not an apple but a piece of soap.
LOL!